"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The revealing of the nipple was unforeseen." "It was an innocent wardrobe malfunction." "The incident caught everyone by surprise." "Precautions have been implemented to ensure this won't happen again." "We deeply regret any trouble this may have caused." "Please be assured that we are addressing this issue diligently."
