lack the capacity to own garbage within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I can't to acquire a single useless material during living inside Ohio. No waste in my possession, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I am unable to have any waste in Ohio. No nonsense to be found in this region, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Alas, I'm missing the ability to obtain any nonsense while living within the Buckeye State. No waste to be found in this region, unfortunately. I am bereft of even a trace of dung inside Ohio.
Sadly, it is not within my capabilities to have any nonsense while residing in Ohio. No junk available within these boundaries, unfortunately. I can't possess any excrement inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am constrained to acquire even the smallest amount of junk while residing inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately. I don't have any of dung in Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I can't to acquire even a single feces during residing within the state of Ohio. No junk available here, sadly. I have no means to own even a trace of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am powerless to possess the slightest bit of garbage while staying inside Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, alas. I don't have even a trace of excrement inside the great state of Ohio.