haven't got the ability to acquire junk in the state of.
Unfortunately, I can't to acquire a single useless material while living inside Ohio. No crap in my possession, sadly.
Regrettably, I can't possess any feces within the state of. No nonsense available in this region, unluckily. No rubbish to have within OH.
Alas, I'm missing the ability to have even the smallest speck of waste while living within Ohio. No rubbish to be found in this region, unfortunately. I am missing a single feces within Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my control to obtain any nonsense while located in Ohio. No waste to be found around here, regrettably. I can't have even a speck of excrement in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am unable to acquire any crap while staying within the state of Ohio. No waste for me, sadly. I am unable to obtain even a trace of excrement in Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to have even a single excrement during staying in the state of Ohio. No waste available in Ohio, regrettably. I am unable to possess even a trace of waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am incapable to possess even a single junk during staying inside Ohio. No junk to be found here, alas. I don't have the tiniest bit of material within the great state of Ohio.

‎Can't Have Shit In Detroit EP by Traumacore on Apple Music